Your brand, on my shorts.

Twelve patches, front and back, on the shorts I actually wear. Every day, everywhere I go, for the whole run.

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Tap any spot to place a bid. Twelve patches across the front and the back, three sizes, one pair of shorts worn in public for 90 days straight. The waistband stays clean.

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The auction, live.

Every spot shows its current top bid. Starting prices: Small from $60, Medium from $125, Large from $250. Each new bid has to clear the last one by $10, and there is no maximum: bid whatever a spot is worth to you.

SpotSideCurrent bid
1Right thigh panelFront
from $250
no bids yet
2Left thigh panelFront
from $250
no bids yet
3Right pocket flapFront
from $125
no bids yet
4Left pocket flapFront
from $125
no bids yet
5Right cuff badgeFront
from $60
no bids yet
6Left cuff badgeFront
from $60
no bids yet
7Back yoke panelBack
from $250
no bids yet
8Right back pocketBack
from $125
no bids yet
9Left back pocketBack
from $125
no bids yet
10Right back hem stripBack
from $125
no bids yet
11Left back hem stripBack
from $125
no bids yet
12Centre back tagBack
from $60
no bids yet

How it works

  1. 1

    Pick your spot and side

    Twelve zones across the front and the back, in three patch sizes, priced by size and by how often the camera sees them.

  2. 2

    Bid what it is worth

    A 20% deposit holds your bid. There is no maximum: bid as high as you like, and keep outbidding for as long as the auction is open. Get outbid and the deposit is refunded in full.

  3. 3

    Your patch goes on

    I print your logo as a heat-pressed patch and wear it for 90 days straight.

What you are actually buying.

One pair of shorts, worn daily for the whole run, in rooms where the people you want to reach already are. Front and back, so your logo works whichever way I am facing. Here is the exact spec.

The shorts90 days of wear
Garment
Cotton-twill shorts, mid-thigh, neutral stone colour
Print
Direct-to-garment patches, heat-pressed, colour matched to your brand
Placements
12 spots: 6 on the front, 6 on the back. Waistband stays clean
Wear
Worn in public on at least 5 days a week for 90 days
Seen in
Cafés, coworking spaces, shoots, events, and every short I film
On camera
Visible in the short-form videos I publish and distribute
You also get
Your logo and link on this page for the length of the run

Everything is priced and charged in US dollars. Rupee figures on this page are a conversion for reference only. Starting prices: Small from $60, Medium from $125, Large from $250.

Questions & answers

Yes. One real pair of shorts, twelve real patches, worn in public for the length of the run. Photos and video go up through the whole thing so you can see your logo out in the world.